Virtue #1 - Justice.

"Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty."

I think I'm pretty great at justice. Its my middle name, after all! I've been reading about social justice a lot recently, and have worked to inform people about oppressive speech and media. People don't always (read: never)  receive it well, but I persevere, none the less!

Virtue #2 - Temperance

"Eat not to dullness, drink not to elevation."

Sounds horribly, awfully, dreadfully boring. No thank you!